douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

douchetard by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

Fuckass Douchetard by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007

social douchetard 

a socially challenged person with douchey traits

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

social douchetard by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010

certified douchetard 

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

certified douchetard by lildaywalker November 16, 2009

douchefad 

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

douchefad by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

douchenado 

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

douchecadet 

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

douchecadet by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007