Dong 

1.The best euphemism for a penis.

2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

Dong by What the shit? January 15, 2009

Dong 

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

Dong by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Dong 

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.

Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.

Dong by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dong 

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

Dong by grr... May 12, 2003

dong 

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

dong by RSandersRX May 27, 2015

Dong 

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.

"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"

Dong by ConnorButtersHisBreadOnBothSides December 29, 2006

dong 

*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.

Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.

dong by sirducksmysterys February 2, 2021