Distractaprocrastinating 

The act of procrastinating and being distracted at the same time.

Ryan - "Danie, have you finished the English Homework yet? Can you slide answers?"
Danie - "Oh sorry I guess I was distractaprocrastinating."

Distractaprocrastinating by drury01 January 24, 2017

Distractables 

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.

Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!

Distractables by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018

Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.

I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive

Distractingly Attractive by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019

distractertainment 

Entertaining journalism meant to distract to reader from focusing on the dumpster fire that was 2020. (verb/noun)

I was looking for a little distractertainment after my pet hamster, Steve contracted covid-19 again. Sad face.

distractertainment by Diamond_Jim March 25, 2021

Distractabbed 

Like distracted but by or because of dabbing.

Oh snap I’m sorry I didn’t call you back! I was totally distractabbed by the new rosin I picked up.

Distractabbed by Kimjanberly March 30, 2022

Distractasize 

To take your mind off of something

I need to distractasize myself to get out of this funk.

Distractasize by BeeA90 January 31, 2023