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the devils share 

Similar to karma, The Devils Share is a term used to describe a person "getting what's coming to them". Used in the television show "Person of Interest" in reference to a drug dealer who was killed in retribution for murdering an off duty rookie cop who was about to be a new father.
"He got the devils share, its the way the world evens things out. Guy got what he deserved and you wanna know how I've been sleeping? Like a baby. But thanks for letting me unburden myself.
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Slippery Irish Skip-Devil 

An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.
Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"

Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Devil's Doorbell 

Billy: Why are you so happy today, John?
John: Last night, Brittany let me ring the Devil's Doorbell.
Billy: Nice!

-or-

Samantha: You look tired today!
Melissa: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Doorbell.
Samantha: Nice!
Devil's Doorbell by Homo_pirate October 30, 2012

A Devil Hit 

When you see the blazing heart of satan open up in your bowl while you are smoking weed. Taking this massive hit, means that you have a one way path to purgatory.
John - “Dude, I took a devil hit, and Satan rammed his fat cock down my throat.”
Sam - “And you also said that you were giving demons handjobs too!”
A Devil Hit by obabo December 25, 2018

Devil Dick 

An exceptionally amazing dick that happens to be attached to the daddiest of all daddy’s, who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together.
Your devil dick is going to ruin my life.
Devil Dick by BenDover8008135 August 11, 2019

Devil Dick 

N. usually in reference to a 'fuckboy'

-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.
(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'
Devil Dick by Asking for a friend October 12, 2016

Devil Red 

After smoking some good herb ones eyes become the color of the New Jersey Devil's Home Jersey...Devil Red.
Joey must have been smoking that good stuff again, check out his eyes they be Devil Red!!
Devil Red by Phila_Bank$ May 12, 2010