pilonidal cyst 

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.

Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....

pilonidal cyst by Karma4 July 29, 2021

Penial cyst remover 

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

Penial cyst remover by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society by Kron' May 19, 2008

ganglion cyst 

A gangley human with a frumpy face and bad shoes

If that ganglion cyst doesn't shut up I am gonna freak out...

ganglion cyst by Lolrn May 7, 2015

nipple cyst

a cyst that grows on one's nipple. it can range in size from microscopic to as big as a person. is a symbol of wealth and power in some cultures

dude, check out that girl at the bar!
-her? look at that nipple cyst... stay away

nipple cyst by funnyreally July 10, 2010

Cheesy Cyst 

a gross ball of american cheese that is shaped like a cyst

Ew. She just chrew that cheesy cyst at me!

Cheesy Cyst by urmomisahottieee May 27, 2022

Cysteine

A sweet person who loves everyone and screams like a banshee

Cysteine: I lob Chloe

Cysteine by vgian November 19, 2019