cum sponge 

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

cum sponge by pylick November 6, 2004

cum sponge 

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

cum sponge by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008

cum sponge 

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

cum sponge by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007

Cumsplooger 

1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.

2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.

1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.

Cumsplooger by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017

Cumslinger 

a swordsman who can cum more than seven times in one session

cumslinger.......i shot my load nine times in one night,im a cumslinger

Cumslinger by Sirjohnny October 1, 2017

cumstinger 

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.

ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!

cumstinger by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005

Cum Sponge 

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

Cum Sponge by ozgood69 June 15, 2009