Eating her comforter 

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

Eating her comforter by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005

cumfart 

1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.

2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.

1. "Yah baby, I'm going to make you cumfart so hard right now."

2. "Dan, don't be such a cumfart."

cumfart by CumfartQueen October 26, 2011

cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

cumfart cocktail by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

Cumtaster 

a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.

Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.

Cumtaster by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009

cumforter 

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

cumforter by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010

Jiggy Cumwater 

An overtly joyous person who loves to cum in their toilet’s septic tank

That dude is such a jiggy cumwater

Jiggy Cumwater by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

Church of the Holy Comforter 

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

Church of the Holy Comforter by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010