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cullenizer 

A person who is totally obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. They worship him and his sexiness. This word was made up in relation to the song "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. The first National Cullenizer Day is on Monday, December 8th. Cullenizer can also be a nickname for someone who thinks Edward is particularily yummy.
Mariah is a Cullenizer!
cullenizer by thelimegreenmachine December 16, 2008
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Cullenlingus 

Cullenlingus- Oral delight given by any male member of the Cullen family, preferably Hot Bitch. They are the master Cullenlinguists that can guarantee you'll be walking crooked for hours
Hot bitch gave Bella Cullenlingus in the study with the orgasm.
Cullenlingus by ninapolitan 1 January 29, 2009

Cullenize 

The act of changing ones physical appearance to become a member of the "Cullen Family"
"I would love it if someone cullenized me today!"
Cullenize by Srara Kk February 19, 2009

Culiningus 

Using your culinary skills to get in someone’s pants.
She performed some mad culiningus on me with her shrimp and grits.
Culiningus by Expdanproject January 25, 2019

Cullenized 

1. Being in love with the any member of the Cullen clan or the entire clan as a whole.
I became Cullenized after I saw Twilight for the first time.
Cullenized by Rosenrot13 June 2, 2009

Cuckening 

The undefined point in history when it became acceptable to call someone a "cuck" if they disagreed with you about anything.
Jim: My God, I think I've determined the exact date and time of the Cuckening

Tom: No you didn't you fucking cuck
Cuckening by Platinumking2000 December 6, 2016

Colleging 

Man you don't know what late night is? You suck at COLLEGING!!
Colleging by shutts October 8, 2008