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To place a bare ass, in an unsuspecting persons face and farting.
Dat splatter on T-bones face is from a crusty, Dogg!
Fo shizzel my nizzel krizzle drizzle!
crusty by Bang'n September 26, 2005
When you just wake up and you're about to show the world your natural beauty. It's when you full on have crust in you eyes or the white crusty stuff on your lips and you basically look like a hot mess.
Amy, I'm soooo crusty on campus right now. Wearing the sweats and the greasy hair, I truly can't get crustier than this!
crusty by jblooo February 24, 2014
A group of 4 or more bums.
I got hit up by an entire crusty of bums. Now I'm broke and out of cigarettes. Next time I'll avoid the crusty.
crusty by junethug December 31, 2009
A word often used at Pontiac Township High school:
To describe a lower class person, (Offensive) Someone who can't afford (Or just doesn't want to look like a TOOL) Aeropostal, and or Abercrombie, Hollister ect. Someone who looks as if they never bathe.

Someone who you assume smells, although you're always dodging them in the hallway for fear that your nostrils will fill with their putrid sent.

A word created by people who are, for lack of a better word, insecure about themselves.
"Oh, dude. That chick is so crusty!"
"Why? Just because she can't afford douchebag clothes like you?"
"Exactly."
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"That's crusty."
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Crusty by Michael Pottttts March 7, 2011
the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust
Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty
crusty by ayquela March 5, 2014
Crusty means Sketchy or dangerous. It can mean not very well made or poorly constructed. It can also be used by saying something is not healthy.
I don't want to walk across that dock man, its pretty crusty.

(looking at the poorly constructed building)

Man: That's crusty...
Crusty by DillOlive September 30, 2011