Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.

Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021

Butt Cruster

Some one with serious issues of not having proper hygiene when it comes to cleaning there private parts and leads to having crusted shit on there ass and bikini line. The stains may appear on clothing.

My Brother is Butt Cruster, he never washed his body un his life.

by IHateHiegene July 8, 2024

Mud Cruster

Person who shits and let's it crust

Yo i heard that this mf is a mud cruster

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026