cowned 

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022

clowned 

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

clowned by david January 19, 2004

crowded house 

1. Awesome band from New Zealand. The driving force in the band was Neil Finn with some support from his elder brother Tim Finn. The band earned a lot of RESPECT!! from fans all over the world and colleagues in the music business. The band broke up in 1996, but Neil and Tim are still in business with several solo projects and musical collaberation

Don't dream it's over when listening to Weather with you in your Private universe

crowded house by Ronny Rotten May 5, 2005

Crowded Subway 

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.

Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!

Crowded Subway by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

Crowed

-To be stabbed in the back

-When a friend says he/she will do something with you but bails on you at the last mintue, leaving you alone.

"Henry, I got crowed early by steve"

Crowed by scrowed April 12, 2015

Crowded Loneliness 

Feeling lonely even though you're not alone.

"I was in a party of 500 and I felt lonely" or "I was in The walkways of New York but I felt lonely" or "I got my best friends over but I'm feeling lonely" because I had Crowded Loneliness.

Crowded Loneliness by the42project September 6, 2014