Content with a life of cricket and lunch 

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

Content with a life of cricket and lunch by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

Noisy Cricket 

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

Noisy Cricket by zomiaen October 25, 2008

Tickle your Cricket 

An Asian euphamism for masturbation, self gratification. One may only tickle their own cricket. Once tickled by it's master, the cricket will stand at attention.

Dude, I totally walked in on this guy tickling his cricket. Do you tickle your cricket?

Tickle your Cricket by R2John2 May 3, 2009

Exotic Cricket 

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

Exotic Cricket by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

Blue gum moon cricket 

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.

Yo, did ya'll peep Mr. Johnson down on W. 63rd? He a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

Blue gum moon cricket by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

*crickets* by WmB December 22, 2013

Dirt Cricket 

Person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.

Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.

He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!

Dirt Cricket by beniop May 8, 2009