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Coronaism 

An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.
From facism to communism to Islamism, is coronaism the new supremacism or terrorism?
Coronaism by MathPlus July 25, 2021

coronize 

verb, (used in passive form)
when corona virus settles in an area, making it hard to get rid of it.

to appropriate (a place or organ) for its own use. to establish itself in an area
bro: dude what's happening in Italy?
Nerd: Well. it's the virus, you know. The region of Lombardy, which is in Italy, has been totally coronized. The number of cases will probably drop as the coronized area has been sealed off over fears of more spread.

bro: -_-

nerd (explaining to the bro): what happens is that, following the infected throat, the lungs are next coronized, in which case intensive care is necessary.

bro: dude!
coronize by survivor19 March 23, 2020

colonize 

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!
If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER.
colonize by 32121 July 23, 2016

Coronageddon 

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.
Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?
Coronageddon by YAWA March 12, 2020

Coronalized 

A bourgeois word for “infected,” which may sound like being colonized by an army of invisible deadly coronaviruses.
Guesstimate how many diehard Trumpublicans and QAnonists could have avoided being coronalized in 2021 had they religiously or selflessly gone for their shot.
Coronalized by MathPlus October 2, 2021

Coronaire 

Someone who becomes a millionaire or billionaire during the coronavirus pandemic, who thrives when others could barely survive, as their products or services are in great demand.
Who are the coronaires? Those in the food and goods industries? Those whose businesses produce face masks, ventilators, and vaccines? Or those selling fake vaccine certificates?
Coronaire by MathPlus November 8, 2021