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ninja clouding 

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
ninja clouding by ninja chik August 30, 2009

mushroom clouding 

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
mushroom clouding by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

mind clouding 

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.
Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
mind clouding by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018

Pink clouding

Originating from a self help book and referenced most in recovery, it refers to the euphoric and joyful feelings often of an over confident and positive outlook ignoring the reality and major obstacles to come. Often short lived leading to falling hard.
John has removed all parts of his life including his friends pretending like none of it even happened. He's obviously pink clouding.
Pink clouding by m1ndfxck September 15, 2021
A momentary lapse in memory when you forget basic gameplay mechanics.
The Dire team just threw that game some might say they were Cloud9ing
Cloud9ing by BadLincoln June 2, 2015

clodding 

Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.
clodding by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017