A resident of the state of Wisconsin who participates in
local traditions such as:
-Driving under the speed limit in the fast lane
-Placing a large wedge of cheese on one's head as to comply with local fashion
-Cheering for the most hated NFL team, the Green Bay Packers
-Complaining about the "FIBs" invading their towns and then rolling in all the cash the tourists bring
-Attending the local polka party
-Giving the
finger to an out-of-stater for
cutting them off and then doing the exact same thing to another
person-Complaining about how fast Illinoisans and Minnesotans drive when in Wisconsin, and then driving just as fast when in those states
-Eating the same dinner every night: A brat, some cheese, and a Miller Lite
-Cutting someone off just because they're from Illinois and then complaining when they get the
finger for it
Cheeshead: Theese FIBs are invading our town! I wish they would go home!
(CHICAGOANS GO HOME)
Cheesehead: Man, buisness has really been down lately! I'm going to buy an ad on WGN to get some
people to come up here!
(Repeat cycle)
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Cheesehead: Why were you going so fast back there?
Chicagoan: I hadn't
even accelerated yet. I was going
40 in a 55.
Cheesehead: Well, dontyaknow that's a little
bit too fast! Go back to your home state and drive those speeds if you want!