The cheese head 

When you jizz in a cup and let it turn hard. After it is hard you microwave it until it is re-liquified and pour it on your boyfrtiends head.

Roger and I had a fight last night so I gave him the cheese head this morning.

The cheese head by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

head cheese 

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

head cheese by DJP August 23, 2003

head cheese 

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

head cheese by Pierre D June 17, 2006

Head-cheese 

The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.

Oh MAN! I ain't suckin' that sleazy thing baby! Y'all got some old head-cheese left under there!

Head-cheese by MadManManic January 1, 2007

Head Cheese 

Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)

Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.

Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.

Head Cheese by Newbits September 14, 2011

head-cheese 

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

head-cheese by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

head cheese 

The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.

yo mike you need to fucking shower, you got some smelly head cheese.

head cheese by I snort cocaine August 5, 2010