Check yourself before you shrek yourself 

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

Check yourself before you shrek yourself by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

im going to check you 

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.

"im going to check you" rita when I see you!

im going to check you by Passion T January 24, 2014

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself 

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

can you check me? 

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants

-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"

can you check me? by hotbabe69420 August 2, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

I'll forge a rubber check for you by QuacksO March 24, 2022

you better check yo self 

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

you better check yo self by miaobaid August 25, 2014

Check it before you wreck it 

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.

I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.

Check it before you wreck it by Indy Ho Down June 23, 2012