Mark David Chapman 

The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)

VIVA LE LENNON!!!

Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.

Mark David Chapman by Sarajane August 1, 2004

Charmander 

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

Mark Chapman 

The man who killed one of the greatest men of all time: John Lennon.

Although Mark Chapman is a horrible man, John Lennon preached peace and forgiveness, and we should respect John Lennon's wishes.

Mark Chapman by DanDan the man March 14, 2008

Murray Chapman 

Murray Chapman is a worthless douche bag who thinks saying the N word is a personality trait. Hell probably kill or abuse his first wife. Even though he’s 7 inches, he can barely get hard with any woman:p not even the one he cheated with. He cheats on his hot girlfriend who was too good for him anyways. He thinks he’s cool even though he no style and supports trump. He finished in 8 seconds and then cheats. Like, damn. You can’t be stupid and quick. Pick a fucking struggle.

Murray Chapman cheated on me. And he was so quick all I could do was give him a bj because sex was a waist of my time.

Murray Chapman by shr00mchild August 10, 2020

Mark Chapman 

The fucking asshole that assasinated John Lennon. Theres s a special place in hell for this bastard, and satan is getting the biggest pineapple redy for his ass.

I hope mark Chapman likes getting raped up the ass in jail for what he did to John Lennon

Mark Chapman by BlackSpork April 19, 2004

charmageddon 

A name given for the toilet paper hoarding that happened because of the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Charmageddon definition: The action of people buying out stores stock of toilet paper like they will never be able to buy toilet paper ever again.

charmageddon by anonymous April 25, 2020

jessica chapman 

A girl who is stunningly beautiful and cute. She is usually short and is an awesome person to talk to.

Wow Jessica Chapman is really beautiful

jessica chapman by Boss Candy Mike March 1, 2015