Chaperone

an adult who supervises a one or group of people that younger than him/her

my mom volunteered to be a chaperone for our field trip to the zoo

Chaperone by Mido487678 June 10, 2024

Wild Chaperone 

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

Wild Chaperone by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

the chaperone 

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.

I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

the chaperone by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017

Chaterone 

A cat who interposes between you and your significant other in bed to enforce the “daylight between” rule. Inspired by chat - french for cat.

We tried to snuggle in bed this morning, but the chaterone prevented it.

Chaterone by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

Lesbian Chaperon 

A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.

"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."

This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.

Lesbian Chaperon by sbxconlan January 17, 2013