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.tired.cacti

A nice person who is also a fucking bitch. Like ur a hoe <3
Have you followed .tired.cacti? They’re a bitch
.tired.cacti by Rexy.cow January 29, 2022

ropey cacti

when you get out of the shower after a long period of time when you step out your dick is all shriveld up and the dead skin is all over the place and hurts when you touch it
ouch i got ropey cacti in my fingers

Operation Cacti 

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.
Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.
Operation Cacti by SpeZek July 25, 2008

Baby Cacti 

one who is spanked like a weed
"my girlfriend was such a Baby Cacti last night!"
Baby Cacti by Baby Cacti January 3, 2008

Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017