Floor Buttering 

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

Floor Buttering by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

Butchington C-grove 

A motherfucker who sucks dicks for sail boat rides. This nigga also jerks donkeys off so that he can make some money to buy tampons for his rectal bleeding.

Hey, you eat elf dicks with jalepeno sauce. You must be Butchington C-grove.

Butchington C-grove by Rashuan Moscott April 19, 2004

buttering my shorts 

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

buttering my shorts by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

buttering the doorknob 

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

buttering the doorknob by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

buttering yourself by stikki butter September 23, 2009

god bothering 

The general completion of any activity related to religion. Church or other Holy site visiting, reading bibles or other sacred texts, door to door recruiting of followers, praying, inciting others to receive religion. Refers to the fact that any supreme being is probably fed up of the constant stream of followers craving his or her attention at all hours of the day and night.

Its Sunday, see them all rushing to the church for a bit of god bothering?

god bothering by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

buttering my nuggets 

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire

earning money by buttering my nuggets

buttering my nuggets by cheerleader96 July 24, 2011