shit your britches 

To unleash an unusually wet, powerful fart.

"Did you just shit your britches?"
"I kept hearing Lena shitting her britches last night."

shit your britches by hkfgh990 February 2, 2018

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches 

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

Too big for your britches 

Adjective phrase meaning that your assumed position is slightly larger than the actual position you belong in, hence the idiom referring to the too big for the pair of pants.

When you smarted off to the boss yesterday, everyone in the office thought you were too big for your britches.

Too big for your britches by rhetorensic December 18, 2009

sugar britches 

British term of endearment to one's girlfriend, wife, mistress...,
"come here and give me a kiss there, sugar britches"

sugar britches by Anonymous May 19, 2003

doodoo britches

Taking a righteous shit in your pants and leaving it there all day to keep warm in the winter or on cold summer nights. Also, this aroma will drive the women wild!

Example 1: "Man, last night I laid down the rawest doodoo britches and I couldn't keep those fine huns off my junk!"

Example 2: "Yo Peter, I took a fat doodoo britches on the slopes yesterday and them snow bunnies were all up on my crotch."

doodoo britches by Mr. DooDoo Britches August 14, 2008

Cat's fur for kitten's britches. 

My Grandmother used this phrase whenever she didn't want us to know what something was.

Example: What am I getting for Christmas? Her answer was "Cat's fur for kitten's britches." meaning none of your business. Grandmom was born in 1905 so it goes back at least that far.

Cat's fur for kitten's britches. by Joe, Jr. December 24, 2009

Birthday britches 

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.

I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.

Birthday britches by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009