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Bush Braille 

Bush Braille - flicking the bean, playing with the little man in the boat. AKA, masturbation of the female persuasion.
"She was so horny, and without satisfaction from a man, that she conceded to a little Bush Braille."
Bush Braille by xDanikaa June 22, 2009

Parking by Braille 

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.
Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

driving by braille 

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.
Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.
Language spoken by severely drunk people.
Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.
braille by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Junk Braille 

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
Junk Braille by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

braille face 

"One word, braille face: dermotologist"
braille face by Singleweird August 27, 2005