Boulderite 

One who:
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!

Spandex on by 6am, Cycling through Martian acres, mildly hung- over, and completely stoned the Boulderite rode to Whole Foods for a powerbar and a Mate Latte with soy.

Boulderite by Boulderwrong April 27, 2008

Buildering 

"Rock climbing" or "bouldering" on buildings.
Usually done with no rope, perhaps a crash pad and climbing shoes. Bridge supports, retaining walls, strangely shaped buildings and modern art (where there are no security guards) are popular buildering spots.

When rock climbers are stuck in a city with no rock to be found they go buildering.

Buildering by Lord of Skies July 17, 2007

boulderite 

A general class of people similar to the Hippie, who live on a diet of fruits, nuts, granola and other organic foods. Often liberal in thinking and very much into outdoor activities. They can be distinguished by their economial yet functional vehicles and their equally functional attire. Name is derived from the "all natural" town of Boulder, CO.

You see that girl in the riding shorts and hiking boots with sunglasses on her head snaking on trail mix? That is one fine Boulderite.

boulderite by Little DN October 19, 2006

Boulderkind

A person whose hobby is to bone puppies.

Boulderkind wants to have Puppy as a pet.

Boulderkind by moggerss May 8, 2022

blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

buildering 

Buildering is a blend of 'bouldering' and 'building'.

It is a term climbers use for bouldering on man-made objects (usually buildings made of limestone or another rock)

In Winnipeg, it's a three hour drive to get to decent outdoor climbing, so we've taken to buildering at the University of Manitoba, where there is plenty of limestone.

buildering by EOCA June 19, 2007

boulderkind

A person whose hobby is boning puppies.

Boulderkind wants to have puppy as a pet.

boulderkind by am o gus May 8, 2022