boring stick 

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

boring stick by dhrotky June 13, 2018

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

World Championship of Boringness by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

bowfing 

Bowfing is a Scottish slang word for disgusting, repugnant. The g is silent and the bow is pronounced like the front of a ship.

I'm no goin to that chippy. The fish is bowfing

bowfing by ped fae the 80s June 12, 2016

“boofing like shit” 

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.

man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.

“boofing like shit” by urboi411 June 10, 2019

boring 

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.

Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.

boring by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019

Boofing

Inserting drugs or having someone insert drugs into your body through your anus. Better experience is allowing someone to blow the substance inside you with a straw.

I had Stover blow cocaine in my ass last night to achieve the best high. Hit her up...she's boofing everyone!

Boofing by sniffthatshit86 February 11, 2017

poo poo boring 

when someone or something is so uninteresting that even poo is more interesting.

person 1: i hate maths
person 2: i know right! it’s so poo poo boring

poo poo boring by kiddyfiddler;)) September 17, 2023