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borfing

sucking your weiner up in a vacuum.
kyle got his wewe stuck in a vacuum while borfing!!!!
by icebankmiceelf101 May 8, 2012
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Boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness
by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
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boring tuna

Tuna without added vegetables or other seasonings and/or flavorings that have been chopped and/or prepared by the Slap Chop.
"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."
by BWallenstein May 30, 2009
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Boring Fuckface

WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.
"and out comes Boring Fuckface with his same old boring music and boring entrance".
by LegendaryBacca3 March 3, 2017
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Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012
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bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.
Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.
by BanZ___ April 13, 2009
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Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018
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