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Bonsai Kitty 

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
Bonsai Kitty by BakeSale May 24, 2006
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Bonsai man 

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary
Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!
Bonsai man by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021

Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP)

The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation
"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"
Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP) by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003

Bonsai Tree 

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.
My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.
Bonsai Tree by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003

Bonsai children 

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.
Bonsai children by orlando November 27, 2004

bonsai sandals 

an advertisement found often on urban dictionary. you may see it right now. they are comfy. and for men and women apparently.

bonsai penis 

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"
bonsai penis by W48 November 12, 2014