Boast ejaculate 

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

Boast ejaculate by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Boast post 

A humble brag on social media.

That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.

Boast post by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

A Queer Boast But Alas 

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century

Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!

A Queer Boast But Alas by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018

great boast little toast 

it's a Persian proverb and it means that:

You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).

How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!

great boast little toast by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Modest Boast 

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

Modest Boast by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

wall boast 

to flaunt your achievements on someone's facebook wall, with a message masquerading as a lighthearted, spontaneous 'hello' to your buddy but purely for the benefit of your mutual friends.

becca: emma, i've had enough of your wall boasting. i know that you met a hot guy on saturday because i was there. and he wasn't that hot. and your ex clearly never reads my wall anyway.

emma: worth a shot though?

becca: pathetic.

wall boast by emakamart January 2, 2008