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blumkin backsplash
What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.
Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.
blumkin backsplash by blumkinKing January 14, 2009
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blumkin face
The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).
- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!
- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"
- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"
blumkin face by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011
Blumkin Dunkin
The art of a woman teasing your weasel during the period of excretion, in the process you flick shit at her face like a monkey, as a result, you grab her face, and dunk it into the toilet. You can also repeat the process with a Sweet corn Surprise. Blumkin Dunkin + Sweet corn Surprise= Blumkin' Dunkin' Sweet corn Surprise
Dave boasted " She's propah nasty, she gave me a Blumkin Dunkin"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"
Blumkin Dunkin by efgwehdnjcaicd March 30, 2017
blumkin cornea transplant con feces
while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
blumkin cornea transplant con feces by bctcf666 December 28, 2007
Blumkin on the Rocks
Blumkin on the Rocks by Abby n KD March 31, 2008
blumkin pie
blumkin pie by jenny420 October 30, 2007