Blastoise 

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise

Blastoise by phelm September 29, 2012

Blastoise 

The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!

"Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"

Blastoise by Bloood October 30, 2010

blastoiseing 

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

blastoiseing by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blastoise King 

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

Blastoise King by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

Blastoise 

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.

Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!

Blastoise by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009

Blastoiseing 

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.

After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.

Blastoiseing by Itslitfam January 5, 2021

blastoisements 

a ridiculous, not even funny diss.

friend 1: oh yeah well your mom is worse at call of duty then you are!
friend 2: stop with the blastoisements, thats not even funny.

blastoisements by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009