Big John machine 

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

Big John machine by KC-130 October 7, 2025

Big Boy John 

The biggest stud known to man. He's gets every bitch and hoe and calls them his Big Booty Bitches. There's no girl that would ever turn down Big Boy John. He's also the nicest guy ever, he'd take a bullet for you and send it right back at whoever sent it. If you ever see Big Boy John, you'll know that it's him. He's 6 foot 1 inches and has a 9 inch dick. Ladies want to be with him, guys wanna be him.

Big Boy John is the biggest stud ever

A)Do you know, Big Boy John?
B) Know him, I want to be him.

Big Boy John by Insane_Tomato December 10, 2016

Big PP John 

A term used to denote the person in a group with the largest phallic member.

That's Dave, we call him Big PP John.

Big PP John by Cali Freeheim June 10, 2018

Big Papa John 

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes

Bro, you're just like "big papa john"

Big Papa John by lrallis May 27, 2016

Big Bad John 

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed

Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.

Big Bad John by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

big sexy john 

Big sexy john means when a big guy is sexy you say “wow! That guy is big sexy john!”
I find it funny! Just when u think a big guy is sexy! Remember to say big sexy john!

Woah that big guy is a big sexy john!

big sexy john by John cegy loon January 8, 2020

John Big Mouth 

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.

Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH

John Big Mouth by applesaue September 20, 2025