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Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.
<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

Beveragee 

The person, or persons who consume a beverage wholly or partially
The beveragee can enjoy the refreshing taste of our beer
Beveragee by ladiesman 217 March 12, 2009

suburban beverage

Budweiser mixed with Sprite, as described in the song "Suburban Beverage" by Real Estate
"Can you make me some Suburban Beverage? " "You mean Budweiser Sprite? Do you feel alright?"
suburban beverage by dsveddy June 17, 2018

adult beverage 

And after work I think we should consume entirely too many adult beverages.
adult beverage by MikeyMikes June 17, 2008

Beverate 

Could someone beverate that thirsty man?
Beverate by xXOG_YOGSCASTER420Xx December 3, 2018

Imperial Beverage 

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.
"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
Imperial Beverage by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009