beerlingual

-bi(ə)r li ng gwəl-

adjective
speaking a foreign language only well enough to get a drink.

noun
A person only fluent enough in a language to order a drink.

Though Jack is illiterate, he is beerlingual enough to get a beer in any country he visits.

by Osiris Black August 12, 2009

beatling

Listening to a lot of The Beatles music.

Jack: Watcha doing?
Steve: Beatling.
Jack: Mmmm, sounds relaxing.

by Jicib March 4, 2009

Beatling

Getting the nat king cole, doing the no pants dance, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, getting the Leg over!

He was beatling like a mad man last night, broke the bed!, Who was the girl he was beatling last night?..He's a chief Beatler!

by Boludinho December 11, 2009

Ass Beeting

To physically insert a beet in to someone's rectum.

Hey, do you want me to give you an Ass Beeting? Sure, Beets already taste like shit anyway.

by MJR1Justin February 8, 2018

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Beeling

An ugly woman or man

Verb: Beeling or Beelin'

Check her, she's beeling!

Adjective: Beeler

Did you see Paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!

by Porter the Beeler August 14, 2011

Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.

"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"

by Cobby July 23, 2006