beer goggles 

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

beer goggles by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

beer goggles 

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

beer goggles by emohammers December 10, 2003

Beer Goggles 

An amazing NJ-based rock cover band that gets everybody laid. Every night they play. Period.

I can't believe it. I finally got laid after this long dry spell. Thank you Beer Goggles!

Beer Goggles by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010

beer goggles 

When a man embarks on a mission consuming excessive quantities of alcohol, the average woman can transform into a vision of beauty; a classic case of beer goggles.

A high-lariously game I found illustrates beer goggles perfectly. You can download it for free at texasnights.net for hours of entertainment to spice up your nightlife.

beer goggles by John Hooper February 16, 2008

beer goggles 

They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.

Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"

Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."

beer goggles by The Original HomeSkillet May 30, 2005

Beer Goggles 

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.

You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!

Beer Goggles by george9601 November 21, 2011

beer goggles 

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

beer goggles by joce November 10, 2002