Bended

1. When someone is really really mad/when someone is acting excessively or unnecessarily mad.

Dude 1: Holy shit bro did you see Frank punch John in the face after he stole his backpack?
Dude 2: Yeah dude that was crazy. Frank was bended.
Dude 1: Yeah I don't even know why he got that mad.

Bended by zorowen December 1, 2020

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badded!

To hit someone on the head with a stick

Me: Ayt dude
Pete: Sup man
Me: Dude, you see them fuckers over there?
Pete: Yeah?...
Me: Lets go bad them dude!
*Hits on head with stick*

badded! by Pinkerage July 6, 2005

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Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

Bended like Beckham by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

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before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

before-bedder by Zoomster April 23, 2006

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beded

The act of being nestled cozy in bed, drunk or not.

Guy 1: where in the world is wesley?

Girl 1: wesley's passed out beded.

beded by TrinhR December 24, 2008

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Beaded Rose

A cross between a pink sock and a pearl necklace.

I'm looking up Beaded Rose. If I don't see menstrual blood tonight, I'm going to be disappointed.

Beaded Rose by FailTroll00100304 December 10, 2009

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beaded necklace

Jizz around a women's neck after some of the weaker shots from a facial fall and land the neck.

Emily- Kate, guess what Josh did to me yesterday.

Kate- What?
Emily- He gave me one of his beaded necklaces!

beaded necklace by DianMight_12345 November 14, 2013

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