battered horn 

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) 

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

the battered shrimp 

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

the battered shrimp by ear21 May 16, 2010

battered cod 

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

battered cod by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

battered 

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

battered by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Barkered 

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

Barkered by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010

risky barterer 

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

risky barterer by nicenate August 20, 2011