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Chris Barnes 

Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".
Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!

Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!

Fan 1: CC!

Fan 2: SFU!
Chris Barnes by Deandakin July 21, 2012
a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh
Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH
barnesh by John Merrymen May 19, 2010

Bucky Barnes 

Wife of Steve Rogers.
Steve: Bucky Barnes, I hecking love you!

noelle._.barnes 

young women who accidentally married bucky barnes only to end up falling in love with him, and then marrying him again. has amazing taste in music (one direction & their solo albums), has great sayings (go jump in a hole, MUAH *chefs kiss, stoppp you’re making me blush, etc.), is beautiful, funny, creative, kind, smart, talented, a great flirt, & is a baddie. period.
Noelle._.barnes is quite frankly my favorite person.

bucky barnes 

holy bimbo! that dude is so bucky barnes (daddy)

bucky barnes 

an adorable brainwashed idiot, radiating big bisexual energy
bucky barnes definitely has a type: captain america
bucky barnes by asgardiancharm April 24, 2021