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Bald Baconator by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
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A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
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Baconatarian
A vegetarian who excludes beef, fish, poultry, reptiles and other living creatures from their diet but will on occasion consume bacon. Because these people do choose to include a form of meat in their diet (Bacon is muscle tissue from a live animal and therefore meat) they are not full vegetarians. Because these people live mostly a vegetarian lifestyle they are not true omnivores.
Although, Mike lives a vegetarian lifestyle and constantly annoys his friends by reminding them the health benefits of not eating meat, he will on occasion eat bacon. Mike is a Baconatarian.
Baconatarian by Runmikerun December 8, 2015
baconator
baconator by michaellover June 19, 2011
baconator
a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.
baconator by sillyface111 May 6, 2010
Baconator
A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.
"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."
"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."
"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."
"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."
"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."
Baconation
Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"
Baconation by pels July 2, 2012