I'm asking for a friend 

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

I'm asking for a friend by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

taking without asking 

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

taking without asking by the moralist January 4, 2012

Aspin 

Aspin or asong pinoy is Philippine Native dog. They used to be called askal, a combination of the Filipino words “aso” (dog) and “kalye” (street) . But in the early 2000 they were given a more appropriate and socially acceptable name "Aspin."

I adopted a cute little aspin yesterday.

Aspin by caraan June 12, 2019

Asoingboba takedown 

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

Asoingboba takedown by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

The Asing Effect 

When the Dunning-Kruger Effect is insufficient in describing the boundless depths of the sufferer's ineptitude.

Adam believes the Earth is flat and due to his raging case of the Asing Effect, he believes he can win any debate on the subject against field-leading astronomers. Don't be like Adam. It's ok to admit when you have no expertise or even knowledge of a subject.

The Asing Effect by John Doe XXVI July 29, 2017

I don’t remember asking 

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

I don’t remember asking by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

Ashington 

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall

"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"

Ashington by ashingtoon February 1, 2009