asian 

normal people from asia. with the covid 19 going around more and more asians have been receiving insults and even death threats. i dont care if you unlike this definition. it's just the truth. not a lot of ppl know this but the joke white (or any other race) people make about asians do actually hurt feelings. so if you dislike asian people, find a valid reason why you should dislike them. and if you're thinking about us asian people eating bats, shut the fuck up. we are so fucking tired of hearing these insults. would you be happy if we insulted you guys and said that clapping after the airplane lands is stupid as fuck.

white person: ew i hate asians so much. like just shut up you ching chong small eyed freaks
asian: shut up or else we'll use our big brains to beat the fuck out of you
white: oh sorry i was wrong

asian by yuhhhgetittoitttt April 25, 2020

Asian 

Sometimes, what we are just might be a good excuse for everything...

Boyfriend: Why was that 40 year old guy talking to you?!?
Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian?
Boyfriend: Ha ha, oh! I get you. Asian fever. Heh heh.

Asian by Banana Fone August 19, 2008

asian 

Smartest people in the world. Really good at committing large crimes and not getting caught.

I have never seen an Asian in jail.

asian by tpb614 March 10, 2016

asian 

Someone who is better than you at everything

Bob- how does that guy do that so well?
John-he's Asian
Bob-oh yeah

asian by PaPrIfSFfg January 7, 2019

Asian 

only the smartest people on earth duh

person A : hey are you asian too?
person B : HELL YEAH
person a and b later figured out a formula to end global warming

Asian by theboredguydownthestreet June 22, 2010

Asian 

The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

Asian by Mi Pianist December 25, 2010

Asian 

What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.

Asian by Fuck life. Fuck you. March 1, 2011