Antiquing 

When a younger man or woman goes out looking to meet or hook up with a senior citizen for sexual pleasure

Me and the boys went on a golf trip looking to score with an older lady, we went antiquing!

Antiquing by bigneo August 18, 2020

Antiquing 

When you go back to your ex for sex.

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.

Antiquing by tiff12345 November 19, 2021

Antiquing 

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

Antiquing by Bam068 June 3, 2023

antiquing arms 

Keeping your arms held behind your back by holding one wrist with the opposite hand. This is to avoid breaking things with your arms/hands walking through and antique store.

“I better get my antiquing arms on!”

antiquing arms by Ambiiii July 4, 2024

going antiquing 

When having sex with someone over the age of 65

I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.

going antiquing by KtK March 29, 2015

antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009