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Alamo, CA 

A small unincorporated town nearby Danville, Walnut Creek, and San Ramon. Alamo kids are much more chill than Danville, Walnut Creek, or San Ramon kids, and the majority aren't stuck up like the ones mentioned. Alamo kids spend most of their time around downtown Danville, Blackhawk, the Walnut Creek downtown, or at the Alamo plaza.
You know when a kid is from Alamo, CA when they're respectful but know how to have a good time.
Alamo, CA by She'sTheBlade September 7, 2012
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Alamo Whites 

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.
Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

alamo sauce 

(Noun) A Dillon fast food sauce on Friday Night Lights. It's Smash's favorite sauce.

When used as an adjective, it just means it's really awesome sauce, or just...really awesome in general.
"Yo I need 2 burgers, well done, with some Alamo Sauce." (Noun)

I don't know what this sauce is, but it's some damn good Alamo Sauce.

That party last night was Alamo Sauce!
alamo sauce by Leaf101 January 12, 2012

Alamo Heights 

Preppy neighborhood bubble inside Loop 410 in San Antonio, Texas. People who live there are called oh-niners, for the last two digits of their zip code.
"We have an awesome tennis team at Alamo Heights High school."
Alamo Heights by nattyk July 2, 2006

Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club 

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.

Alamo Heights 

Alamo. Heights is a small town in the heart of San Antonio. Alamo Heights is renowned for it's academic excellence and is also well known for their state champion sports teams. Many stereotypes are made about Alamo Heights. These are made by people who are too ignorant to realize that Alamo Heights is not a snobby, rich, bubble, but a wholesome community built on values and family. There are, although, some people who match this stereotype, but the normal people much outweigh the snobs. Many Oh9ers as they're called, are nice and considerate. Alamo heights is really no different from any other suburb and should be treated as such. Any one who bashes Alamo Heights is mostly just jealous and feels inferior to nothing greater than where thy are.

Alamo Whites 

A suburb in San Antonio for the rich. Formally known as Alamo Heights, it contains things like $30,000 rolex watches, private family-owned planes, and huge houses. The majority of the people living there are white, hence the title, "Alamo Whites." Some people refer to it as a bubble, because AW's marry other AW's and reproduce more AW's. All of the schools are within the suburbs, along with everything else.
"Man, you're so rich. Why don't you live in Alamo Whites?"

"We weren't accepted becuase we don't own a private jet."
Alamo Whites by Walker Is My BFF!!!! September 1, 2009