Adobe Flash

Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.

True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.

Adobe Flash by LazerTazer October 20, 2010

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Adobephobia

The fear of any published image having been tampered with using an image editing program such as Adobe (R) Photoshop (R).

Due to his Adobephobia, John was afraid that the woman in the picture didn't really have a camel's hump. Nor that the shark was real.

Adobephobia by ChairmanMiaow July 24, 2008

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Adobe

(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.

1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!

2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!

Adobe by Robyn Milktoast December 18, 2008

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adobe

A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.

"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."

adobe by Annorax October 24, 2004