Beat a Straight Person Day 

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

Beat a Straight Person Day by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

Memoirs of a Straight-sha 

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

Memoirs of a Straight-sha by D Flawless November 23, 2021

They were on a "straight date". 

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".

Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

They were on a "straight date". by dk2282 January 16, 2008

On a Straight 

Where two friends go for dinner but have no sexual attraction to each other

Hi dan would you like to go on a Straight with me ?

On a Straight by Danmaca October 11, 2015

beat a straight day 

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

beat a straight day by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee 

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee by booty42069 April 24, 2018

Adair you to keep a straight face 

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

Adair you to keep a straight face by QuacksO June 13, 2019