yeti

When a man draws a face on his (preferably hairy) scrotum, then proceeds to stretch his scrotum out near someone's face. Idealy, the stretched out face on his scrotum will look like a big hairy yeti and frighten the victim.

When (insert name) woke up, he was suprised to see 3 of his friends giving him yetis.

yeti by foshee p April 11, 2006

Yeti

A large hairy penis

He has a Yeti

Yeti by BILL___NYE!#$ May 9, 2019

yeti

1. A mythical creature thought to live in forested, montainous regions away from human civilaztion and is frequently used as a scapegoat for people who mysteriously disappear while on dangerous expeditions.

2. A skier who has never skied before, but thinks that they are better than everyone else. Yetis are usually found tucking down double-black diamond hills and hitting jumps at full speed.

1. Naaa... that guy couldn't have run out of supplies or froze, he must have been kidnapped by a yeti!

2. {Coach with kids on a chairlift} Hey kids! Let's string our poles together and go fishing for yetis!

yeti by ZeD May 13, 2005

Yeti

Name of band fronted by Libertines' bassist, John 'Jawn' Hassall.

Was Yeti supposed to show up for the NME awards?

Yeti by Beanie February 18, 2005

Yeti

Self centered asshole that drives a f250 with a gadsden flag plate and Yeti sticker on his way to his daddys car dealership.

You: Did you see that douche in the jacked up 250? He was spitting on that homeless guy.

Me: Yeah ..what a fuckin Yeti

Yeti by Big Daddy Spankbottoms July 2, 2022

yeti

A former pro-wrestler who dressed up in mummy bandages after emerging from a block of ice to hump Hulk Hogan's butt in the middle of the ring. Was the subject of Yetimania Online, a now-defunct website dedicated to worshipping this creature as a deity. Its followers drove WCW employees to madness lobbying for His return.

The Yeti was an ICON!

yeti by TPEGrunge July 27, 2003

Yeti

A yeti is a skiier who is trying to act cool on the slope. but really they don't what the hell their doing. Usually, have old ski wear or wearing jeans, they also have hats falling off their heads and really old ski equipment. These are the kids that are going straight down the hill at top speeds. They are also a huge fail!!!

guy #1: "Did you see that guy going straight down the hill?"
guy #2: "Was he wearing jeans and sunglasses?"

guy #1: "Ya that's him."
guy #2: "What a yeti!!"

Yeti by dude12334 March 11, 2010