ZeD's definitions

slash

To Urinate, To take a piss.
Australian Surf Culture.

I'm busting for a slash! I'm gonna take a slash!

by Zed October 5, 2004

School monkey

Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.

Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds

by zed December 5, 2003

nu hardcore

the same as hardcore, but for pussies wont admit that atreyu is hardcore

atreyu, as i lay dying, unearth, and norma jean

by zed March 8, 2005

bitchmonster

1. Transcending Bitch,a person who strives to be mean and is irritated by small things.

God, I thought my mom was bad, but your is a real bitchmonster...

by Zed August 21, 2003

pop punk

crappy, girly, whiney, try to be punk music

blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, and new found glory

by zed August 5, 2005

COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.

I've wasted many hours learning COBOL

by zed November 14, 2003

Chippyrat

The biggest motherfucking animal on earth that will rip your face off before you can even say fuck that things gonna rip my face off! A chippyrat is 8 miles long and shoots machine guns out of its eyeballs.

Holy fuck thats one bigass chippyrat

by Zed December 30, 2003