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bumba wretch 

A unhappy sad person whos always in a state over some shit that no one really gives a shit about anyway. The type of person when you see them you jus wish they'd fall into the road an get licked by a bus or sumthin.
"My new poodle jackect hasnt arived yet its 2 mins late for delivery nothing goes right for me i sware everyone hates me"

"hush ur trap fokin bumba wretch eejut, cha, man a dying inna war an ting all u can tink bout is rassclatt poodle jacket, fix up!"
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Death Wretch 

Originated in early 1990's San Francisco Bay Area to describe the horrifyingly intense odor present in some people's houses, or the intense odor that's ever present on some people's clothes if they live in tight quarters such as boats without adequate ventilation.

10 years later after inventing the word it was confirmed that this odor is actually the smell of a heavily mold/mildew infested dwelling. The original usage of the word turned out to be accurate as it is known that breathing mold and mildew is toxic to humans.
"Josh's house smells like a death wretch!"

"Ed's clothes smell like death wretch!"
Death Wretch by mocha1234567 November 24, 2009

Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.
Seventh-inning wretch by daltonjfk November 4, 2019

wrenched on my car 

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.
He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

wrench water 

Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.
Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.

Turd Wrench 

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench
Turd Wrench by shazam8992 June 10, 2009
Damn bitch, close yo legs! I can taste that wratch from over here!!!
Wratch by SnatchLicka4lyfe December 24, 2010