wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

woozily 

The feeling after you stretch or get up after sitting/lying down for a long time, where you momentarily feel intoxicated and unsure of what's going on, sometimes collapsing or making a strange noise. After the initial feeling of wooziness subsides, an individual usually feels like they just had a really good idea or thought, but forgot what it was.

"Man, I got up and stretched then suddenly I felt all woozily and collapsed on the ground."

woozily by Ryan Laursen January 6, 2009

Woolies Bag

A person who strictly wears op shopped clothes and looks down upon those who don’t. As they walk by, you can hear the sounds of their carabiner held keys rattling together and hand crafted beers rolling around in their bag of choice: a reusable woolies bag.

Woolies Bag hotspots include:
- Vic on the Park
- Campo
- Local gigs that smell like jungle juice

This place is full of Woolies Bags, let’s get the fuck out of here!

Woolies Bag by Tray-Rack February 3, 2022

Pussy Wookie 

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"

Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....

Pussy Wookie by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015

pit woofie 

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.

"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons

pit woofie by demon646 February 5, 2010

woolie thai 

A blunt laced with cocaine.

I rap for listeners, blunt heads, fly ladies and prisoners Henessey holders and old school niggaz, then I be dissin a unofficial that smoke woolie thai -- Nas (Memory Lane.

woolie thai by Reallifespic October 30, 2007