if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

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Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

Stiff Wicket by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018

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Related Words

wicket • wicket tongue • wicket wacket • Wickett • wicketty wack • wickety • Wickety-wa • Wickety Waggety • Wickety-Whack • Wickety-Whacked

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

grass on the wicket by greg April 6, 2003

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lose a wicket

To have to urinate during a drinking session.

Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.

You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.

1. "Damn it guys, just lost another wicket"

2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"

3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"

lose a wicket by whitty January 27, 2005