alfie whalley is my sexy mf ass boyfriend:) he’s so cute :) go away girls, he’s mine, he’s vv hot and yeh, he’s isolating atm bc of CORONAAA so i can’t see him till monday,anyways :):)))::):):):):)

alexia: dam alfie whalley is sexy
oscar: yes he is

alfie whalley by yourlocalmf June 17, 2021

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whalley

A term used to describe a vile piece of shit person that has no purpose in life and was most likely a failed abortion. Most "whalley's" grow up to marry washed up, cracked head strippers and have imaginary children

"Did you know we had a whalley on our floor? He's a virgin and masturbates in peanut butter jars!"

whalley by I need more cowbell January 22, 2010

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Whalley

The best surname in the world! No, they aren't crackhead sluts and losers that seek attention, they are funny sociable people. May not be the smartest in the world but at least they try!

Hey, you see Miss Whalley over there, she's bang tidy!

Whalley by hhbabexx August 22, 2011

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Whaley Syndrome

When a junior varsity football player replaces an injured Varsity player and tells everyone they have been moved to varsity when in reality have been subjected to normal rules of a depth chart.

Bill got hurt and now Matt has the Whaley Syndrome, hasn't stopped bragging about playing for him on varsity all week.

Whaley Syndrome by Snydromedoc September 20, 2009

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